WCB Regains
Traded
Keeping
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is pepperoni.
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of blue raspberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
Red Jacket: A simple red jacket that smells faintly of flowers.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Lotion: A scent-free lotion, moisturizing for both face and body.
Aspirin: A bottle of aspirin.
Trading
Senzu Beans: They say the legendary senzu bean can sustain a person for a full day, and heal all wounds! Too bad this is just a pack of licensed jelly beans.
Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in cherry flavor!
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
The Funplane: The newest popular portable game system. It has a hi-def touchscreen, and can also play music and videos, making for the perfect all-in-one media machine!
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Detective Outfit: Stylish black jacket, pants, and v-neck combo. For only the most handsome detectives.
French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
Sling: To throw rocks.
Dole Whip: Somehow still very frozen and still very edible.
Coffee (Shitty Quality): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine!: A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
Hirshey's Physical Affections: A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".
Bath Bomb: A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
Abandoned
Hand Bra: Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Keeping
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is pepperoni.
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of blue raspberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
Red Jacket: A simple red jacket that smells faintly of flowers.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Lotion: A scent-free lotion, moisturizing for both face and body.
Aspirin: A bottle of aspirin.
Trading
Senzu Beans: They say the legendary senzu bean can sustain a person for a full day, and heal all wounds! Too bad this is just a pack of licensed jelly beans.
Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in cherry flavor!
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
The Funplane: The newest popular portable game system. It has a hi-def touchscreen, and can also play music and videos, making for the perfect all-in-one media machine!
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Detective Outfit: Stylish black jacket, pants, and v-neck combo. For only the most handsome detectives.
French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
Sling: To throw rocks.
Dole Whip: Somehow still very frozen and still very edible.
Coffee (Shitty Quality): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine!: A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
Hirshey's Physical Affections: A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".
Bath Bomb: A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
Abandoned
Hand Bra: Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?